I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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