I must be too annoying 4 u.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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