I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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