the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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