My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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