White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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