Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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