im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
well you can't waste a boner
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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