let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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