That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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