Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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