I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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