Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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