I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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