there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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