Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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