Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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