Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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