He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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