we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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