Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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