Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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