Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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