Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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