I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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