Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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