How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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