Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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