Cold hands, warm shart.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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