his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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