i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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