That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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