For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She bit a glass in half.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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