i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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