yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it glows. i had to have it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
In other news, I just burned my penis
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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