Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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