We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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