I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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