Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish you could order shots online.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Randomize
