Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Buhtt sex?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I need a beard to bite.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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