Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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