Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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