when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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