I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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