1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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