In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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