am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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