I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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