dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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