Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Quick, to the slutcave!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
two words: eviction party
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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