Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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